Haven’t been drunk in a while, nice feeling, feel like talking for once…
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Mom, Dad….. I’m French
the bible says adam and eve not adam and hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower
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Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.
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how could anyone get mad at me for liking girls have you SEEN girls they are ATTRACTIVE
(via welldonegenius)
pussy game too strong
(Source: dirudo, via ruinedchildhood)
(Source: theinternetaccordingtoadrian, via welldonegenius)
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